Tuesday, February 15, 2011


How often can one man be wrong
Before his credibility ends up in the toilet?
His ‘expert’ opinion falls flat once again
But don’t let repeated failures spoil it…

At what stage will people start to ignore
This ‘expert’ who thinks he knows best?
That this “Weather Maker” is a scare mongerer
Just feathering his own nest

Somehow passed off as an expert on climate
When in fact he’s just a mammologist
This guru has wormed his way into our psyche
As a leading Global Warming apologist

Yet for an ‘expert’ his track record’s disastrous
A long list of discredited predictions
Flying all over the world to spread his false words
The man is full of lies and contradictions

His forecasts of gloom have fallen exceedingly flat
Saying dams would be empty in years
But with over 70% water supply nationally
His credibility quickly disappears

“Adelaide will run out of water
By the year 2009”
At 77% dam capacity
This fool should cease to opine

And Brisbane’s dams are bursting at the seams
After rains he said we’d never again witness
You can’t help but question this ‘experts’ veracity
His knowledge, his credentials and mental fitness

“Build desal plants” he boldly instructed
“To protect against dangerous global warming”
They’re now in mothballs or under water
Billions wasted by Labor Governments blindly conforming

His mate Ruddy gave him $90 million
To support his ‘geodynamics’ obsession
But that all ended up being a lot of hot air
Yet another failure, another indiscretion

Perth would become a “ghost metropolis”
And human civilisation would have to start from scratch
“We must stop burning these nasty fossil fuels
Sorry, I’ve got another plane to catch…”

“Major cities will be under water
The Arctic will be without ice
Sea waters will rise and islands will drown”
Who one earth would seek this man’s advice?

He likes to surround himself with like-minded fools
So I suppose it came as no surprise then, didn’t it?
That as Gillard prepares to introduce her big new green tax
Flannery’s been hired to be her useful idiot

The government pays this fraudster
To play to people's worst fears
But admits any useless carbon tax
Would do nothing for 1000 years!

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