Saturday, August 7, 2010
10 reasons why....
To rid us of the neurotic narcissist Kevin Rudd.
The next reason is because Labor is a horrible choice:
And we must be spared from Julia's annoying voice.
Number 3, we must recover from this economic pain:
And be saved from the incompetent goose Wayne.
4th, we're assured of a financial future less flimsy:
Thank goodness for the retirement of incompetent Lindsay.
The fifth reason is to rid us of a government that's sleazy:
All the lies & mistruths from guys like Albanese.
Next we must be spared from policies and beliefs wrong:
Like Climate Change 'crap' and the arrogant Penny Wong.
Number 7 reason is the waste and failed policies again:
Such as Conroy and his wastful & uncosted NBN.
8th reason is Labor Ministers, repeat the mantra like a parrot:
Like the man who bet his soul and lost, the once talented Peter Garrett.
The ninth reason is to rid us of divisive Labor factions:
That lumbered us with morons like Shorten, Crean and Macklin.
Finally, and I feel most strongly about this one in particular:
I'm sick of the condescending smugness of Plibersek & Nicola.
10 reasons to consider, so please don't cast your vote in haste:
Consider the broken promises, the in-fighting, debt and waste.