IMAGINE

(With apologies to John Lennon: original song here)
19th March, 2010

Imagine there's no Kevin
He’s sleazy, slick and sly,
Debt hell awaits us
Enough to make you cry
Imagine all the deficit
“Let them all eat cake”

Imagine no more money
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to spend a dime for
And not a smidgen too
Imagine all the people
Living life in debt

You may say that I'm a schemer
But this ain’t a lot of fun
I hope someday you'll join us
And put Kevin out on his bum

Imagine more recessions
The slow decline of man
Excessive waste, more hunger
Australia is damned
Imagine all the people
As doomsday is unfurled

You may say that I'm a screamer
But I'm not the only one
I’m sick of Rudd’s incompetence
Let’s put him out on his bum