BACK TO EARTH WITH A THUD

Back to earth with a thud
The voters want her blood
Just another Labor dud
Even worse than Kevin Rudd

People sick of her lies
Have opened up their eyes
Voters now realise
She’s not worthy of top prize

She saw the polls in strife
So she sharpened up her knife
Took Rudd’s political life
Now she’s the one in strife

With just 30% primary vote
She’s gently hanging by the throat
Her chances of survival are remote
And the Greens have slipped her a promissory note

A slave to the Greens & Bob Brown
Her lies have cut her down
She has a deputy who’s a clown
And soon they’ll both be going down

Crashing back to earth
Due to her credibility dearth
Now the target of much mirth
Julia, what’s it all worth?

The faceless men appear
They want her out of here
Gillard’s full of fear
She won’t last another year